I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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