so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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