So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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