People with herpes should wear stickers.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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