You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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