Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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