Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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