I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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