why didn't you poke me back
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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