He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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