Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
