you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I need moral support for this bender
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
