your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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