So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
And then he peed in my hair
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