I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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