i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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