Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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