Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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