Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i dont even know how to be here
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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