I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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