What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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