it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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