Do you still have your period?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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