Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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