She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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