this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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