We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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