Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My dick has a subreddit
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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