Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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