he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Randomize
