her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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