why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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