dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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