I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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