Where is the hickey?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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