you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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