So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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