i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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