i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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