so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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