she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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