Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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