god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
is wine microwaveable?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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