No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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