the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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