So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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