If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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