So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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