i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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