For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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