Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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