Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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