We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
so much tequila, so little girl.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Randomize
