WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just googled if crying burns calories
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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