and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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